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Drummer jokes...do they ever catch a break...



A friend forwarded these jokes to me and being the incredibly nice guy
that I am, I've decided to share the sunshine.

ENJOY...

Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?

A: You have to plug a vacuum cleaner in before it sucks.

Q: If a dollar bill was laying in the center of a room and the Easter
Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad
time were standing in the corners, who would get the money?

A: The drummer with bad time because the other three don't exist.

Q: What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

A: "Hey, guys...why don't we try one of my songs?" (My apologies to
Peter Criss)

Q: How is a drum (feel free to substitute Bass in here) solo like a
sneeze?

A: You can tell it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.


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